In a Buffalo, NY, suburb, of all places, comes the news that the owner of a television station…no doubt a small one…called “Bridges” has beheaded his wife. The story as it appeared in a Buffalo paper, was brief. The fellow doing the beheading is a Muslim, and his wife was, I guess, deprived of her head because she had filed for divorce. He’s named Muzzamill Hassan (or some such), and she used to be called Aasiya, which is pronounced, funnily enough, Ahh-SEE-ya, as in “Good bye!”
It is obvious that she had lost her head in seeking a divorce in the first place. The actual severing of the head was only making plain to all what was obvious to the be-header, that she was gonzo.
The story goes on to report that Muzzy went down to the police station in Orchard park, the Buffalo suburb where the former happy couple lived, an told them his wife was dead. Now, this, I think, could have been done for only the following reasons. Any good Muslim knows that an infidel’s testimony is worthless against a Muslim in court. Also, the headless former Mrs. Hassan was making quite a mess in the office (he did the deed in his TV office), and some cleanup needed doing. Who better than a few infidel cops, such work being beneath a good Muslim’s dignity?
Now, some folks will say that only a mad man could have done such a thing. The horrid nature of the act defies reason. Well, correcto, as a noted scholar of my acquaintance often says, only a mad man could have done such a thing. And, the horrid nature of the act does indeed defy reason. But, one should by now have become very used to such horrors. Not too long ago there was the report issuing from one of our big cities that a father had killed his daughter because she refused to marry the man he’d chosen for her to marry. He was a Muslim and a mad man.
This was called an honor killing. Honor killings are rather the thing among Muslims. So, I guess, is madness, murderous madness.
I am waiting for the tabloids to splash this latest “honor killing” all over the end caps in the super markets, and CNN and MSNBC, those pillars of journalistic probity, to go live for the next three months with 24/7 coverage of the investigation and trial of Muzzy, and fill our eyes with the blood spattered walls of the TV station where the late Mrs. Hassan’s height was shortened by a head.
But, of course, I will wait in vain. Very little was ever said in the German media about Nazi mad men and their murderous rampages.
While I wait…in vain…I will contemplate wedding gifts for Muslim grooms; double-headed axes, saws, hatchets, guillotines; useful things when serious work needs to be done. Or, for the light tune ups the little woman may occasionally need, a knout or two, a cat o’nine tails.
The very funniest thing about all of this is that “Bridges”, the TV station where Aasiya was given her walking papers, is supposed to serve as a place to present a reasoned view of Islam, to bring people together, to show us all what the Religion of Peace is really all about. And, it was all her idea to begin with.
I laughed my head off when I read that.